"You get depressed because you know that you’re not what you should be."
biggest plot twist in the history of ever
let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”
"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
— Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster
"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."